Obama Jokes About His Birth

I want this on a shirt.

“When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in a flag and carrying a cross”

~Sinclair Lewis

Makes logical sense when you consider the nutritional content of human semen…..still made me smile though.

Philosophy through the ages.

Not every ejaculation deserves a name.

George Carlin

Christopher Hitchens at his best, as always.

“If God were alive today, he’d be an atheist.”

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That’s Relativity.

Albert Einstein

friendlyatheist:

dalatheist:

God’s power diminishes.

Genius X 100

(Source: dalatheist)